Squeek!

 Welcome back after like forever.

We find Anouk playing with a yeti on the floor.

And nothing special is happening.

Uuhhh...

 A plus with having a big family, is that you can have the sims that are not doing anything special, to clean for you.

I am aware that I have a maid, but they're not in the house at the moment.

 Creep.

 When I leave my family hanging, I always find them in the living room, watching tv.

 "I wish I had a job, I don't want to be homeless, please give me money :c"

 They're so alike.

 "FEED ME!!!!!"

"Oh STOP CRYING for goodness sake!"

 "You don't fit into this family, kid. You shouldn't be here."

 "But I'm responsible for painting family portraits, grandma!"

"Do not call me grandma, ya filthy peasant! Now leave me alone, I'm really tired as it is."

 Cake is like everything this family is eating.

 "Goodnight bro!"

"Night, sis!"

 Well, as he said, he's responsible for painting.

That's not a member in my family, though.

 "Grandma works as a thief, so if you ever hear or see a police car, tell us immediately! All right?!"

 "I'm so glad I have three children! But I want FIVE! Just... *counting on fingers* one.... two... TWO MORE!"

 I adopted a cat.

Without a tail.

WHERE is yo tail, cat?

However, her name is Squeek.

 "Hello kitty kitty! Are you our latest family member?"

"Squeeeek!"

 Squeek likes playing in the toilet.

 "MOMMY! THE KITTY IS IN THE TOILET AGAIN!"

 "SQUEEEEK!"

And she's afraid of the death.

"I saw him in a toilet once!"

 I find it quite fun to take photos of my children, but I never have anything to say about them.

 "Son, how's school going? Are the kids nice?"

"Don't bother me, daddy. I'm busy."

 That's gotta hurt.

 Look who's preggy again!

No, not you maid, I was talking to the audience.

 "AAAH STOP SCREAMING, AGNES!"

"Mommy, u scream.."

 I don't want my sims turning into cakes, so I made Anshee cook for the family.

 "Was the dinner all right?"

"I suppose, it's better than cake."

Welp.

We leave this chapter just as boring as it started.

Future Generations And Misfortune

 We're back, and we're still just on the same thing.

 Aaaaaand now we're evolving.

 Aaaaand this is our daughter. Anouk.

 She got the Friendly trait and climbed straight to sleep after her birthday.

 It's your own fault though, since you toddlers never sleep at night.

 She's got a worried look in her face like all the time...

Maybe it's because her little brother is watching her.

 "Mom! I learned in school today that in case of emergency, you should always bring a patch!"

 *one second later*

"Shit I think the water broke... UUHGGGHHH IT HURTS!"

"AAAAAAAH MOMMY!!!!! DID YOUR BELLY BREAK?!!!????! WHERE DO WE HAVE THE PATCHES?!"

 Mommy's belly broke and we got a little sibling named Agnes.

 Agnes got the Clumsy and Heavy Sleeper traits.

 Here she is and I've only got ONE question.

WHERE did she get her black hair..?

Excuse me Anshee, but? Just???

 "If we only learnt how to cook, then we wouldn't have to eat cake all the time... Can't you please make it your lifetime mission?"

 Hm? Why did I take this picture?

 "Stop washing your hands, Sherman, because IT'S TIME FOR ATLAS' BIRTHDAY!"

"Wiieeehh!"

 He grew up into a chubby little child.

 "I've been thinking about a private wedding... Mostly because I don't have any friends."

"Sounds good, sweetheart."

 "I will love you forever and ever, Anshee, and we'll make two more beautiful children and live happily ever after, and I'll forget about that Agnes has black hair because hopefully it's not because of you. She should be ashamed of herself and she is now doomed to be this generation's black sheep."

 "I'll love you too, Sherman. But hopefully Agnes won't bring misfortune for our family. I don't want misfortune. We've got so much I don't want to lose."

 Meanwhile I upgraded the bottom floor bathroom.

It doesn't fit the rest of the house but eehh..

Time for baby number 4.